highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

lohanthony:

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

there are tears

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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asubmissiveintraining:

The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”

Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 

somnifik:

"This is how fragile your life is"

managingmemories:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

But nothing will stop me from believing my dick knows when it’s time to get up