THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy
"This is how fragile your life is"
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
But nothing will stop me from believing my dick knows when it’s time to get up
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